Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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