yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
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