Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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