the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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