these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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