exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
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