its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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