I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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