I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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