Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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