therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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