sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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