he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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