she woke up with a sticky ear
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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