i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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