David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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