just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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