What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
You're like the curious george of whores
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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