Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Randomize
