she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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