RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
