lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Randomize
