what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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