first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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