thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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