she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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