just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
smell my finger.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
