Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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