My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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