erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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