After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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