Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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