I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
Randomize
