dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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