So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Randomize
