What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
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