I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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