week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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