carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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