At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Randomize