You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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