I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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