For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize