why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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