we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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