talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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