erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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