I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
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