What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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