I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
