I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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