Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
where does the pee come out of this thing
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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