wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Randomize
