stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
