normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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