If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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